Neon and Skyscrapers

I just wanted to re-post this since I'm wearing this bra today and every time I wear it a girl will sort of catch my attention and quietly ask me where I got it... 

These are some seriously high, seriously amazing shoes. I'll let the pictures do the talking...

Crazy, right?

Some of you may remember that I was on the search for a neon bra a-la the always amazing Miss Gwen Stefani. (Click here if you're drawing a blank) Well I finally found one at Victoria's Secret! Yippee!!

The only problem was that it wasn't exactly what I was looking for so I had to do some serious altering. 

I wanted the sides to be see-through lace and this bra wasn't. I cut out the lining as you see here...

There was also a pornographic amount of padding in the bra that I had to cut out...

WOAH!

I made the foam padding into a queen size mattress for my guest room. ;)

(black jeans with studded suspenders- L.A.M.B, tank- BP, bra- Victoria's Secret, shoes- Gianmarco Lorenzi

Mee-OW!

I was just perusing through luisaviaroma.com when I saw these two similar yet totally different leopard pumps. Every girl needs a great leopard shoe (or two or three) in her closet and I need your help!

I'm LOVING this pretty little leopard with a bow on top! It's by Anastasia Bice and it's pretty perfect. I love the sexy yet girly shape... too cute! A Tiffany blue bow?? I'll take it!

Now slightly edgier, and more sexy than sweet, is this leopard pump from Vivienne Westwood...

Let's play Which One Should the Shoe Girl Get! Ready... GO!

Loving Prada

These are some of my favorite new shoes that just came down the runway for Spring 2011...

I'm loving the wedges! The mixed materials are really cool.

I love the color combinations too. It's so great to see the return of color to footwear :)

These are SO cool! I love the green and black stripes. The shape of this pump is really sexy and feminine too...

These woven shoes are really sweet and sassy. They remind me of ladies that lunch or the Kentucky Derby.

Crazy colors Miuccia! Ai ai ai!

What do you think?? You like?

Date Night

Sometimes it's nice to get dressed up just for fun and go on a date with my wonderful hubby :)
It's a great excuse to wear ridiculously high shoes too!

(dress- 12th Street by Cynthia Vincent, Clutch- L.A.M.B., Shoes- Christian Louboutin)

These shoes are my 3 hour shoes. I can't do much standing/walking in them so I don't like to wear them to anything lasting longer than 3 hours. haha

*I   L O V E   T H E S E   S H O E S *

I would like to sing them a love song.  ♪ ♫ La la la laaaaaa ♫ ♪ 

And now: The money shot for all you perverts out there. I love you. Hahahaha ♥

These Shoes Give Me a Bone-er

Get it? Bones? Boner? haha. I crack myself up.

Anyway! So I first saw these amazing shoes on the runway in Milan and it was love at first sight. The second I saw them I wrote frantic emails to the DSquared showroom asking if these ridiculous shoes would actually go into production. I thought for sure they would only be show pieces and knew I had to get my hands on a pair either way.

I was surprised to hear that they would, in fact, be made in several different styles. Sign me up!

Though I can't blog while I'm in China (they block blogger) I can check other blogs. I see that the secret is out on these babies and they are now available on Luisaviaroma and are being lusted after by bloggers all over the interweb. 

Well, surprise surprise kiddies... I have them pre-ordered and am set to receive them at the end of September. I ended up getting this bondage style, since I think it's the sexiest...

Hello lover.

I know they are ridiculously priced but I think of them as artwork. I may not wear them more than once but I just think that a shoe like this is a once in a lifetime kind of shoe. It's so crazy and creepy and sexy and humorous at the same time. I love that they are poking fun at the fact that high heels are the cause of back problems in women all over the world. I mean, obviously back pain is shitty, but it's our own damn faults for wearing such high heels in the name of fashion! 

Ouch.

On a side note!! Have a great 4th of July to my fellow Americans. Please be safe and have a great time :)

Me and My Madame Butterflies...

These are SO high, even by Louboutin's standards. I adore them and love the way the height looks. They're head turning and attention grabbing and everything a sexy shoe should be. LOVE them!! Even the name is great. Madame Butterfly.

What is it with dogs? They love being in pictures!

This is Tyson. He's Banksy and Stella's best friend. So handsome :)

These babies bring high to a new level...

Do they look familiar? They were the Marchesa runway shoes and were worn by a few different stars on the Met Gala's red carpet. I fell in love with them as soon as I saw them in the look book. They spoke to me ;) Just call me the shoe whisperer...

(leggings- American Apparel, top- Intermix, shoes- Christian Louboutin)

My new surprise favorite nail polish is this color I'm weraing- Turquoise and Caicos by Essie. So cute and Summery! I'm usually a red or pink kinda girl but I think this color is just adorable.

Your Inner Stripper?

I've always had a sort of fascination with stripper heels. Yes, they're trashy and skanky, obviously... but there's something great about them too. Vertigo inducing height, usually involving lucite, almost always sexy. Am I alone here?

I was very excited to see Fendi's new stripper inspired heels and am smitten with them. I love how the first ones are covered up in contrast to the sexy skinny heel and lucite platform. Very naughty.

And the nude color on these are just ridiculous. These are probably insanely sexy on the foot.

I want. I need.