"The Dark Knight Rises" Official Trailer II

Literary Devices I'd Like to Put on the Naughty List

Most fiction is based on stereotypes. Stephen King has admitted to using them as a template and fleshing them out as he writes the story (though I would argue he's not working so hard at that these days). But King isn't the only offender and the list of clichés (old and new) grows ever longer. Here are the latest ones to make my hit-list.



Hiding Information From the Main Character "For Their Own Good."



This is one that has been around forever. I can remember reading "Pawn of Prophesy" by David Eddings and, though I loved it, I could never understand why keeping Garion in the dark was somehow protecting him. I still don't understand the logic. Recently I tried to read a YA novel that drove me nuts with this. The main character kept running toward the things she should have been avoiding simply because everyone was keeping a deep, dark secret from her. That wasn't the only thing wrong with the book (by a long shot) but it was a huge irritant. Harry Potter is also a big offender when it comes to this. I understand the need to parcel out information to keep the mystery alive, but it never made sense to keep Harry uninformed in my opinion (I understand the Voldemort-has-a-psychic-connection-with-Harry thing, but that was a later contrivance). I didn't like "The Order of Phoenix" the first time I read it for this reason-- though I have developed an appreciation for it upon rereading.



The Overly Evil Villain



Casual cruelty seems to be the thing in fiction these days. Once upon a time the stereotpyical villain would rub his hands with glee or twirl his mustache. Now they randomly shoot their henchmen and murder anyone else unlucky enough to cross their path. Curiously a lot of villains I've run across lately look a lot alike too-- dark hair, widow's peak, aristocratic looking etc. I also see this in the female villains too-- only they tend to be exceedingly vain (like Snow White's stepmother) and/or use their sexuality to manipulate others before they start with the random violence.



Large Doses of Sarcasm



This is a big thing in paranormal and YA fiction. It's probably the main reason I have a huge DNF (did not finish) pile of books. If we're dealing with a YA protagonist the set-up usually involves a kid that has lost a parent, moved around a lot, and/or been relentlessly bullied at school-- naturally they have developed a defense mechanism based mostly on sarcasm. In the paranormal genre it's frequently the female lead that feels the need to deliver a host of snarky one-liners, usually to her oh-so-gorgeous male would-be love interest. I complain about sarcasm in popular fiction a lot these days, but the overload of sassy characters is making the genre incredibly repetitive and I will probably harp on this until someone comes up with some new ideas.



Too Many Redheads (see picture above)



Only 1-2% of the worldwide population has red hair, but they are far more plentiful in the fiction I read. What I find to be really interesting about his phenomenon is that fictional redheads, especially the auburn variety, are written as being the most irresistible and universally "fiery" women in the world-- especially if they have green eyes (My mother-in-law is a natural blue-eyed redhead, but you never find those in popular fiction-- I've looked). Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against redheads but the desire to come up with a unique character has made this flame haired beauty a real commoner in the fictional world.



Using the Generic "Special Forces" or "Black Ops" Soldiers as a Group of Heroes/Villians Without Any Military Knowledge Whatsoever.



This kind of started out as something you'd see when watching a cop-drama, especially before the "CSI" days. And, as much as I like "Castle," I know the show is entirely unrealistic. Now the Armed Forces are getting the same treatment. I strongly objected to the way the CIA was portrayed in the book Blood Oath by Christopher Farnsworth but it seems that I am going to have to live with a certain amount of frustration as writers attempt to create their version of "special ops" characters when it's clear they don't have any idea what "special ops" means in the real world. I'm no expert but I do know that college boys with no combat training are not drafted into top-secret military positions because they're related to someone who was murdered by someone being hunted by the military-- as was the plot in Hunting Lila by Sarah Alderson (an utterly ridiculous book that I will have to address sometime soon). YA fiction and paranormal fiction are huge offenders here as there are always "special" units of all kinds that are created to deal with paranormal threats. I think a certain amount of license is warranted, but logic is not something that can be dispensed with altogether.



The Stubborn, "Unconventional" Hero



This crosses all genres. It could be Dirty Harry or Captain Kirk, but we can all think of a list of rule breaking, rebellious heroes that offend their bosses and get thrown of their case and/or mission only to stubbornly continue investigating and, despite not having any official resources at their disposal, save the day. I can't say I universally hate this one because it can be a very satisfying journey through this stereotype; but it has completely lost its punch because it is so predictable.



Dishonorable Mentions:

• Magical objects (rings, swords) that must be found to save the world. 


• Manic pixie girlfriend who "saves" the uptight protagonist from his dour self. Or good girl is the only one who sees the good in the bad boy. 


• The absent/disinterested parent that only exists to provide the main character with a home. 


• The quirky best friend. 

10 December 11

I lounged around for most of the day and then I went crazy preparing food for the party. It wasn't as populous as last year's birthday party, I think due to a lot of people's work Christmas parties being on the same day, but it was still a good time and I didn't get to bed until after three.

09 December 11

Jeff took me for a birthday dinner at Sip on Granville (because The Refinery was booked up). Afterwards we took pictures of pretty lights until my hands froze.

badly formed, and #reverb11 (December 10 - 13)

ALL RIGHT, KIDS. I'm finally moving into my outfits from June.


I mean in terms of posting. I do not mean that I am going to rewear everything I wore in June.


...I'm probably the only person who might have mis-parsed that sentence, huh? Okay, Sam, pull yourself together.


Here's an outfit that's as poorly formed as the second sentence of this post.

The sweatshirt is kind of terribly ugly in an "I can imagine the kind of people who would buy this sweatshirt in earnest, and I never want to be any of them" way.

Which might be part of the reason why I like it.

But my socks just look nonsensical in this context. BAD FORM, SAM!

Sweatshirt: Old Navy, brother's discarded gift. Shorts: Alloy. Tights: generic. Socks: Target. Boots: Steven by Steve Madden.

#reverb11 prompts after the jump! I've actually finished writing more than these, but I felt like it would be unreasonable to dump them all into one giant post, so.

I write stuff after the jump.

08 December 11

Playing dress-up.

First Posters for "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter"

'Tis the week for movie posters...

Based on Seth Grahame-Smith’s bestselling 2010 novel, the movie chronicles the secret life of the ax-wielding 16th president, who we’re told waged a clandestine lifelong war against the bloodsuckers after one of them killed his mother. The mashup, which features among its cast Edgar Allan Poe, William Seward and an undead John Wilkes Booth, imagines a Confederacy supported by vampires, who rely on the slave trade for food.



Grahame-Smith wrote the screenplay for the film, which stars Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jimmi Simpson, Robin McLeavy, Alan Tudyk and Rufus Sewell. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens June 22.