List of Lists (So Meta)

Things You Should Click On For Possibly Sketchy Self-Promotional Purposes

• My interview with Vanessa from My Heart Blogged
  

Things That Have Been Ruined for Me by Partaking in the The Social Network Fandom

• Disney’s Hercules
• Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll”
• Disney’s Bambi
• Jimmy Ruffin’s “What Becomes of the Broken Hearted”
• real men
• the phrase “a ho who didn’t know her place”
• Muppets
• the phrase “so sexy”
• the phrase “hella horny”
• Skins
• Tom Jones’s “It’s Not Unusual”
• chickens
• maps
• Vespas
• the word “adequate”
• “Where is Love” from Oliver
• the name Abraham
• cats

Things I Find Unbearably Beautiful But Which Probably Reveal My Ignorance

• “whale road” – a translation of the Norse/Old English phrase meaning “the sea/ocean”
• the phrase “ships passing in the night”
• the opening of Lolita
• the first two lines of The Stranger
• “The Shire”
• the last lines of Great Expectations
• Harry’s “Does it hurt?” moment from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
• the The Social Network trailer using “Creep”
• the Tree of Life trailer
• Never Let Me Go, even though I wouldn’t call it one of my favorite books or movies
• “Touch Me” from Spring Awakening
• the animation style used in The Secret of Kells
• the entirety of The Thin Red Line
• crowds of singing people

Pop Culture References/Memes Incorporated into My Cognitive Science Pre-Midterm Notes

• #kanyeshrug
• “Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?”
• the Yo Dawg meme
• the Inception PARADOX
• Armie Hammer, who is Aristotle
• Colin Firth, who is Locke
• "Please, Abraham, I am not that man"
• dream is collapsing
• becoss
• “whip me if I misbehave”
• “Baby Got Back”
• “such a radical”
• GQMF
• King of the Cosmos
• the rules of Fight Club

A Smattering of Unrelated Observations

• It is easier for me to break a sweat by driving than by running.
• The hyphen in “fazed-girl” doesn’t make sense.
• I own almost nothing pink, and this sometimes disappoints me when I want to be wearing pink.
• David Tennant is a fox. (How many times can I say this until I start annoying myself?)
• My pinkies are really weak now that I haven’t been playing the piano regularly for four years. And when I say "really weak," I mean my piano teacher probably wouldn't be able to say that I play like a man anymore. (This makes me sad.)
  

Current Style Direction

• looking dirty, like I crawled out of a gutter in London, or like Bellatrix Lestrange, or Marla Singer, or Idris/the TARDIS
• giant fur monster coat
• a “pretty” dress in some very light material, like chiffon or georgette
• ratty lace
• black flat/platform wedges (no patent leather, preferably leather + canvas)
• get in the habit of exposing my knees again
• knee-length crinoline (black, off-white)
• black satin slips
• smudgy, sparkly gray eyeshadow
• bird’s nest hair
• Look Good Outside, Feel Good Inside

Things I Wore During Dead Week Because I Am The Epitome Of Style

Wow, you guys! Mirror shots? It feels like fashion blogging circa 2006! And my outfits are even as bad as they were in 2006 when I was posting on MyStyleDiary! DO TODAY'S BLOGGERS EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN WE ALL TOOK MIRROR PHOTOS?

Disclaimer: These outfits are for LULZ, and I am wearing leggings as pants.