A Samifesto

As an adult (?), I am trying to

• not be a pretentious fuck
• be less like a pastry, which is to say, to be less flaky
  
• respond to people in a timely manner
  
• stop doing things that I don't care about or that don't contribute to something I care about
  
• not burn bridges
• pay for a haircut

Just like Allie.

[via, of course, Hyperbole and a Half]