GIVEAWAY: $100 Shopbop gift card!!! (for those Current/Elliot shorts your butt has been craving)

YES, MY 2.5 CHILDREN, I AM DEFINITELY YELLING AT YOU BUT WITH GOOD REASON BECAUSE I HAVE A $100 SHOPBOP GIFT CARD FOR ONE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEHINDS (or heads or waists or feet, or whichever body parts correspond to the items you purchase with your prize money; they are all beautiful).


This is open to everyone, including international readers!


Yes, these glorious candy-colored Current Elliot shorts can be yours for five easy payments of $19.99! if you tweet about this giveaway, post about this giveaway, follow me, subscribe to my blog, like me on Facebook, follow Shopbop, and offer me your first-born child! for one measly comment.

Above, Current/Elliot Boyfriend Shorts in Bright Rose ($103.60), Ultramarine ($148), and Cayenne ($124.60)

Or you can go for these universally flattering William Rast boot-cut jeans, some J Brand shorts in bright purple (or red or fuchsia or orange or turquoise or...), or maybe a pair of J Brand waxed-denim, leather-lookalike shorts:

Above, William Rast Tatum Boot Cut Jeans with Flap Pockets ($177), J Brand Low Rise Cutoff Shorts in Bright Purple ($159), and J Brand Waxed Shorts ($183)

If those are too spendy for you (after all, those all cost over $100), you can hop on over to the sale section and pick up one of these:

Above, BB Dakota Evalyn Tiered Ruffle Skirt ($35, original price $70), Equipment Adrien Lace Blouse ($94, original price $188), and Maison Scotch Embroidered Short Sleeve Dress ($68.50, original price $137)

A tiered skirt that will make me envy you from across the universe internet, the craziest white lace sleeveless button-down OH MY GOD, or a sweet, functional LBD for daytime, or maybe...

Above, Dessous by Sophie Simmons Lily Slip Dress ($75, original price $150), Dolce Vita Maureen Dress ($63, original price $210), and Reformation Maiden Long Skirt ($95.70, original price $319)

The most gorgeous black slip dress in all the land (SERIOUSLY! The cut of the sides is gorgeous. Can we bring slip dresses back yet?), an adorable-prim collared dress, or a swishy floor-length skirt a la Carmen/Don José/Escamillo (okay, despite being one of the background characters in a performance in 7th grade, I can't remember what actually happens in Carmen so I'm working from my memory of that Hey Arnold! episode where everyone sings opera and Helga's a Viking... Anyway, I'm pretty sure they don't have a threesome and that only Carmen wears a skirt, but it totally reminds me of Carmen so there).

Or you could always mosey on down to my favorite section for some... JEWELRY!

Above, Kenneth Jay Lane Crystal Snake Ring ($88), Marc by Marc Jacobs Space Age Disco Travel Ring ($98), and Juicy Couture Princess Studs in Green ($48)

HNNNGHHHHHAHHHH snakes on all the things! The earrings on the right are like medieval-princess-meeting-the-suitors attire, and the ring in the center is called a "Space Age Disco Travel Ring."

Sorry to whoever made this because I don't know who you are. Reaction GIFs are harder to source than anything else on Tumblr. Um. Email me?

So if you want a chance at PERFECTION, here's the important stuff.


How to enter:


Leave a comment on this post at or before 11:59 PM (PST) of Sunday, October 2, 2011 with the following:

• a name and valid email address (so I can contact you if you win!)
• There is no second bullet point. I want this to be totally painless.

The winner will be randomly selected soon after October 2nd and will be notified by email. There will also be a post on the front page of this blog.


Hop to it, you fabulous things!


Love,
Sam