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Friday, September 30, 2011

Diapers Rule!

Yep. You read correctly... diapers rule. Well, they're ruling the runways at least. And maybe when I say diaper I really mean these shorts that kinda look like a slightly more flattering version of adult diapers.

If I was a really dedicated blogger I'd go buy a pair of Depends and model them for you for a compare and contrast. It's bad enough googling "women's adult diaper" You see some freaky stuff.

Anyway- see what I mean....


 (Dolce & Gabbana)
 (Dolce & Gabbana) 

 (Dolce & Gabbana)

(Jason Wu)

 (Balenciaga)

(Balenciaga)

(Prada)

(Marc by Marc Jacobs)

(I'm Just Sayin...)


Audiobook Review: 007 - Carte Blanche by Jeffery Deaver

Incident 20. Thousands of lives will be lost. British interests at stake. Only one man has any chance of piecing together the clues in time - James Bond, returning in this novel set in the modern day. Like any good Bond adventure, he goes to a number of far flung countries in search of answers. Things start out in Serbia, where Bond is trying to stop a train derailment from unloading radioactive toxins into a city’s water supply – and starts to make his first connection to the cryptic message intelligence had received, by tracking one of the recipients, Nile Dunn.

But when Dunn heads back to London, Bond has to face a completely different set of rules – he has no license to kill, nor act as anything other than a civilian while in his home country, something that MI-5 has no trouble reminding him of. He must learn to work with his counterpart Percy if he’s to have any hope of tracking his prey.

As the days tick by, Bond finds himself whisked off to Dubai as well as South Africa, investigating an international Recycling company owned by a man who may just be so fascinated with death that he’s decided to try killing for himself. All the while, the Friday deadline for Incident 20 looms closer.

This is not the Bond of the over-exaggerated movies, but much more aligned with Daniel Craig’s more recent portrayal. He uses some high-tech spy gadgets, but this is a spy novel after all. There are some memorable action sequences, but again these are not “dangling from the top of the Eiffel Tower” type scenes, but nighttime assassinations and covert operations. Bond goes deep undercover during a portion of the book, an aspect rarely used in recent memory despite the fact that it should be a major part of any spy novel.

Don’t let all the modern technology and politics fool you, this is an old school James Bond novel, written in a kind of style very reminiscent of Ian Fleming. I’m a long-time fan, having seen all the movies, read half a dozen of the Fleming novels, and a few of the non-Fleming ones. These things can always be hit-or-miss (even Flemings own novels). In fact I listened to Devil May Care by Sebastian Faulks a couple of years ago, and found it to dreadful, way too concerned with trying to be a “true” sequel to Fleming’s books, that the story just wasn’t any fun at all.

Not a problem here. By not trying to craft a sequel, Deaver has actually done a better job at capturing the voice of the original author, the phrasing of sentences and the tone of the novel – there’s something about the pulpy way in which Fleming wrote (sparse descriptions, pointed text) that Deaver copies well. On top of that, Deaver introduces a number of new secondary characters to the Bond universe, the first memorable ones I can think of in recent history – and I don’t mean villains or bond-girls, but actual co-workers of 007. Philly Maidenstone and M’s Chief of Staff. Even Bond’s parents (who are dead) get more characterization than I can ever remember them having before. Between these new characters and the few dangling plot threads, I’ll anxiously await what I hope will be more Bond novels from Deaver.

Since this is an audiobook review, I should talk about that aspect. While not as filled with special effects as a Warhammer audio drama, I was impressed with both the reader Toby Stephens (who is an actor that has appeared in Tomorrow Never Dies, as well as having read Bond books before) and with some of the sound effects that were used (making it sound like the voice is coming through a phone as appropriate). The reader was just excellent, even when attempting to do female voices, and it never once took me out of the experience. If you’re a fan of Bond, this is the best book I’ve read outside of an Ian Fleming original, and I’d more than recommend giving it a shot.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

21 September 11

breakfast
It's nice when you can drag your ass out of bed early enough for breakfast, rather than eating a granola bar on the bus.

Birthday Giveaway-- "Daughter of Smoke and Bone" by Laini Taylor

It's my birthday today-- but you get the present! I LOVED Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor and I have to share this book. I am giving away a slightly used copy (really it's just like new) because I think this book is worth the hype and I want to spread the word as much as possible.



Around the world, black handprints are appearing on doorways, scorched there by winged strangers who have crept through a slit in the sky.



In a dark and dusty shop, a devil's supply of human teeth grown dangerously low.



And in the tangled lanes of Prague, a young art student is about to be caught up in a brutal otherwordly war.



Meet Karou. She fills her sketchbooks with monsters that may or may not be real; she's prone to disappearing on mysterious "errands"; she speaks many languages--not all of them human; and her bright blue hair actually grows out of her head that color. Who is she? That is the question that haunts her, and she's about to find out.



When one of the strangers--beautiful, haunted Akiva--fixes his fire-colored eyes on her in an alley in Marrakesh, the result is blood and starlight, secrets unveiled, and a star-crossed love whose roots drink deep of a violent past. But will Karou live to regret learning the truth about herself?




Just add your information to the form below to enter (all information is guaranteed confidential and will be discarded once contest ends) and I will randomly pick one winner by Thursday October 12th. No multiple entries please-- all multiple entries will be discarded. Open everywhere.



Good luck!



**Contest Closed**

Happy New Year!

ShoeGirl = JewGirl and tonight begins the jew year Jewish new year! So shana tova to my fellow tribesmen!
Here's to a better year than last and to continued health, happiness, and high ass heels!
Thank you guys for your support- especially lately :)

Before I go, I'd like to leave you with a super informative video about the holiday and it's meaning...


Jeeze. That dude is creepy.



See you in a few days! XOX
Loveeeeee, 

Trendspotting- Peek-a-boo Shoes!

If your feet have been craving a peep show they're in luck. If the Spring runways shows are any indication of what's to come (imagine that) then vinyl shoes are all the rage!

Dolce & Gabana's shoes were almost exclusively see through...


 These were my favorite and seemed to be the most forgiving for those with less than pretty toes...

They're equipped with little toe shields!

Macrame AND vinyl AND a woven heel/platform?? That's a whole lot of shit gong on. Imagine how foggy they'd get after a quick jog a-la Carrie Bradshaw. I always loved how she ran in her Manolos.
Anyway! I digress...

 Missoni. Oh Missoni... These are cuckoo crazy.

Little barber shop pole heel, mixed material flowers, striped print, mismatching colors. Serious WTF?

I'm LOVING these milky lucite glasses by Prabal Gurung ♥

Oh Versace. Always serving the fiercest of tranny hooker shoes.


Loving this ombre sort of spray painted bottom.

Plus I'm having a serious love affair with wedges right now.

Marchesa showed clear in mesh form...
A less sweaty way to wear the trend for sure.


And don't forget about these guys from my previous post.


Will you be hopping on the clear shoe bandwagon?



XOX,



stardust & W1L 031: Write one leaf in which you invent a word.

For some reason, this outfit makes me feel like an ancient space explorer.




Sweater: uncle's. Dress: Target. Leggings: American Apparel, secondhand, gift. Socks: maybe Nordstrom. Plaid shoes: Keds.


I think it's the combination of the pattern on my sweater (which I'm aware is more like
"botched argyle coloring-book 
Easter-egg" than "ancient Mayan/Aztec/Egyptian artwork") with the semi-shiny leggings (which are totally "Supernova Girl"/Zenon don't deny).








Or maybe it's because I was watching Ancient Aliens with my brother recently.




Architectural lines! Geometric shapes on my sweater! It makes sense in my head!


Or maybe it's because of Eleven.



"An ancient creature drenched in the blood of the innocent, drifting in space through an endless, shifting maze. For such a creature, death would be a gift." - Doctor Who, "The God Complex" (6.11)




Oh! Maybe I'm channeling the inscriptions on the Pandorica. #highfashion

In any case, this is a great excuse to include some NASA photos. Which I think you will agree are appropriate in any post because SPACE IS STUNNING. COME REVEL IN YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE!








P. S. If you have a name, an email address, and the ability to comment, come enter my $100 Shopbop giveaway! (It closes Sunday).


P. P. S. I guess it's fortunate that I have an enormous backlog of outfit photos, because I've only documented like 2% of my outfits from the past 4 months. I'm supposed to wear pants for my theater classes, and I have a strange schedule on my non-theater days (classes in the middle of the day and then at night, with a huge gap in between), so it's been the summer of 61A all over again and I've been rotating 2 pairs of jeans and like 10 t-shirts, which are definitely not worth photographing.


I write stuff after the jump.

Book Review-- "The Hum and the Shiver" by Alex Bledsoe

Bronwyn Hyatt was the quintessential wild child before she left the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee for the desert of Iraq when she enlisted in the Army. But her fate is changed forever when a violent abduction turns her into a famous war hero as her rescue is broadcast on live television.



When Bronwyn returns to her quiet family home there are those who think she'll return to her former ways and once again live up to her reputation as the "Bronwynator,"-- including her former boyfriend Dwayne. But there are larger problems looming for Bronwyn when omens begin to show that death is looming for her family and a persistent ghost, known as a "haint," insists that Bronwyn needs to deal with the pain of her past in order to be ready for the tragedy that awaits her.



For the Tufa, the mysterious people that have inhabited the Smoky Mountains longer than the earliest European settlers, Bronwyn's status as a war hero means nothing against her obligations as a First Daughter and her duty to learn the songs of her ancestors. But Bronwyn's music has left her in the wake of her trauma, and she doesn't know if she can recapture it-- or the magic that is part of her heritage.



Anyone who has read the Eddie Lacrosse series by Alex Bledsoe might be expecting The Hum and the Shiver to have a similar action oriented sensibility. But this is a quiet story in many ways. Bronwyn may have pushed the limits in her youth but her experiences in the Army have tempered her need to defy authority at every turn. That isn't to say that she's submissive-- far from it-- but the needs of her family, and her people, have finally taken their proper place in Bronwyn's world view. And it's the milder aspects of the story that take center stage. The music and the relationships between Bronwyn, her family and her trouble-making ex-boyfriend, as well as a new potential love interest, make up the bulk of the story. It's mostly about the characters and their interactions rather than a series of events.



The interesting thing about "The Hum and the Shiver" is that the characters frequently don't do what you expect. Even though Bronwyn comes home hailed as a hero, her family isn't that impressed; and it takes quite a while before the book begins to explain why it is frowned upon for a Tufa to leave their home. Bronwyn's parents are by turns loving and abrasive and there are moments when they aren't that likable-- much like any real family.



Bledsoe is also very good at writing about touchy topics. It would be easy to inject some political bias into a book that features a character that has just come home from a controversial war, but the narrative walks a fine line that doesn't heel to any one point of view but doesn't dodge the subject either. Religion is also something that is brought up, quite gently, thanks to a main character that is also a minister. Again, Bledsoe is respectful without being judgmental toward any particular belief-- something I really appreciated.



"The Hum and the Shiver" has a very earthy sensibility. Topics like sex and death are presented frankly among the Tufa characters, which adds to the mystery behind just what the Tufa are exactly-- a mystery I won't spoil here. I will say that the reveal doesn't come swiftly and it's somewhat unexpected when it does arrive-- I found myself rereading a few passages to make sure I understood that what was happening was literal and not metaphorical. And if I had one minor critique of the book it would be that the two sections of the book are very different and don't immediately jibe. That said-- I liked the overall effect and the way that part of the story played out.



Reading "The Hum and the Shiver" reminds me why Alex Bledsoe is one of my favorite authors. Whether he writes sword and sorcery, vampire fiction or contemporary fantasy the writing is solid and believable. The characters are all finely drawn without being overly idealized. And, most importantly, the stories are always written with an understated sense of humor. "The Hum and the Shiver" is a lovely piece of contemporary fantasy and well worth the time.



4 and 1/2 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

20 September 11

fig tree in ruins
I came home and someone (I believe a relative of our landlord) had been 'gardening' out back... this poor fig tree (which was admittedly in need of a trim) was pruned within an inch of its life, our sage bush had been entirely ripped from the ground, and for some reason all of the empties I was saving to return for refund at the depot had been put out in the alley and (presumably) picked up by hobos. I was seething.

Waiting on Wednesday

This is a blog meme hosted by Jill over at Breaking the Spine.



This week's can't wait to read selection is:



The Infernals by John Connolly

Atria Books

October 18, 2011

320 pages



From New York Times bestselling author John Connolly, a wonderfully strange and brilliant novel about a boy, his dog, and their struggle to escape the wrath of demons. Young Samuel Johnson is in trouble. Not only is his eyesight so poor that he mistakenly asks out a letter box on a date, but an angry demon is seeking revenge for Samuel’s part in foiling the invasion of Earth by the forces of evil. It wants to get its claws on Samuel, and when Samuel and his faithful dachshund, Boswell, are pulled through a portal into the dark realm, the home of the Infernals, it gets its chance.



But catching Samuel is not going to be easy, for the Infernals have not reckoned on the bravery and cleverness of a boy and his dog, or the loyalty of Samuel’s friend, the hapless demon Nurd, or the presence of two clueless policemen and the unlucky, if cheerfully optimistic, driver of an ice-cream van.



Most of all, no one has planned on the intervention of an unexpected band of little men, for Samuel and Boswell are not the only inhabitants of Earth who have found themselves in the underworld. If you thought demons were frightening, just wait until you meet Mr. Merryweather’s Elves. . . .






I've never read John Connolly before, but this sounds like my kind of book.

The Rest of the 2011 Movie Releases-- Anything Worth Watching?

The 2011 box office has been hit or miss. "Thor" and "Captain America" were pretty good and "Harry Potter" wowed audiences. "Green Lantern," "Red Riding Hood" and "Cowboys & Aliens" on the other hand failed to impress. Box office receipts have been down from last year according to Box Office Mojo, but that's easily explained by the dwindling economy and maybe some lowered expectations (especially after last year's dismal cinematic offerings). So the question now is whether there is anything left to inspire audiences to leave their home theaters for the chance to pay to see it immediately. Here's the list of genre films that are slated for the rest of the year and my thoughts on them-- would you pay a premium to see any of them?





Dream House (Universal Pictures, September 30, 2011)



Successful publisher Will Atenton (Daniel Craig) quits a job in New York City to relocate his wife, Libby (Rachel Weisz), and two girls to a quaint New England town. But as they settle into their new life, they discover their perfect home was the scene of the murder of a mother and her children, while the entire city believes it was at the hands of the husband, who survived. When Will investigates the tragedy, his only lead comes from Ann Patterson (Naomi Watts), a neighbor who was close to the family that died. As Will and Ann piece together the disturbing puzzle, they discover that the story of the last man to leave Will's dream house will be just as horrifying to the one who came next.



I don't watch a lot of horror films but I may make an exception for this one thanks to good casting and what looks like some good twists and turns.





Real Steel (Touchstone Pictures, October 7, 2011)



Robots have replaced humans in boxing. Charlie Kenton (Hugh Jackman) loses a chance to become a boxing champion when robots take over, and he becomes a small-time promoter. When he has difficulty making a living, he reluctantly teams up with his son Max (Dakota Goyo) to build a robot that can contend for the championship.



I'm not sure where I stand on this one. On the one hand I have a massive crush on Hugh Jackman. On the other I was never a big fan of rock 'em sock 'em robots.











The Thing (Strike Entertainment, Morgan Creek Productions, October 14, 2011)



Taking place three days before the events of the John Carpenter film, paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) joins a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across a crashed extraterrestrial spaceship buried in the ice of Antarctica. They discover a creature that seems to have died in the crash eons ago.

When an experiment frees the alien from its frozen prison, Kate joins the crew's pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing and imitating them one at a time, using its uncanny ability to mimic any life form it absorbs through digestion, and potentially reaching civilization.




Maybe prequels are the way to go-- the success of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" would suggest that anyway. The previews to this one actually look promising, so it may further the trend.





Paranormal Activity 3 (Paramount Pictures, October 21, 2011)



The third film takes place in 1988, when Katie and Kristi were kids. While trying to get video proof of Bloody Mary, Katie and Kristi are first confronted by the monstrous demon haunting them in the first and second movies along with their family. Although shown to be a prequel in the trailer, it is unconfirmed if it will be a parallel sequel like the previous film again



I haven't followed this series at all, so I can't begin to guess whether this will be worth watching. Though it's a good guess it's getting pretty formulaic by now.





The Three Musketeers (Summit Entertainment, October 21 2011)



In the 17th-century, famed Musketeers Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Aramis (Luke Evans), and Porthos (Ray Stevenson) steal highly coveted airship designs from a high-security vault, the sweet taste of success is short-lived. Their beautiful partner-in-crime, Milady (Milla Jovovich), drugs the trio and sells the designs to a higher bidder, the ultra-cool Englishman, Buckingham (Orlando Bloom); a major blow to the famed swordsmen. So one year later, the devil-may-care young D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) journeys to Paris to realize his dream of becoming a Musketeer, but he finds them a shadow of their former selves, working menial jobs and seeking a cause worth serving.

The conniving Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz) hatches a deadly plot to overthrow the young King Louis (Freddie Fox). Employing the double agent Milady to do the dirty work, he frames the King's new bride, Queen Anne (Juno Temple) in an affair with Buckingham. If the King buys into the lie, war with England will follow, the Queen will die and the people of France will demand a stronger leader – Richelieu himself – to see them through the crisis. If the King doesn't buy into the lie, peace may yet stand a chance. So the Three Musketeers along with D'Artagnan undertake the mission to retrieve a priceless diamond necklace from the impregnable Tower of London and return it to the Queen in time for an all-important ball.




This is definitely not for purists. It looks more like a steampunk fantasy than anything else and the whole "Three Musketeers" story is nothing more than a vehicle for some pretty visuals. That said, it could be a lot of fun if you just want to turn off your brain and be entertained.





In Time (20th Century Fox, October 28, 2011)





In a retro-future when the aging gene has been switched off, people stop aging at 25 years old. However, stamped on their arm is a clock of how long they will live. To avoid overpopulation, time has become the currency and the way people pay for luxuries and necessities. The rich can live forever, while the rest try to negotiate for their immortality. A poor young man is accused of murder when he inherits a fortune of time from a dead upper class man over a century old prior to his death. He is forced to go on the run from a corrupt FBI-like police force known as the 'Timekeepers', as well as from a hoodlum-like middle-aged Mob called the 'Minutemen', led by a senior citizen named Fortis, who is 75 years old.





I put this one up under the presumption that the lawsiut by Harlan Ellison doesn't prevent the movie from opening on its scheduled date. Lawsuits aside I think this looks like it could be a good one.





Puss in Boots (Dreamworks, November 4,2011)





The story takes place before Puss met Shrek, when he was a swashbuckling hero who protected the innocent. A bunch of old pub thugs tell him that two murderous outlaws called Jack and Jill have discovered an ancient power that can destroy the world. Puss then sets off on a journey with his old friend Humpty Dumpty who also introduces him to Kitty Softpaws, a sly black cat who takes an interest in Puss's journey. With his new sidekicks, Puss sets off on his most adventurous and dangerous journey ever.



I'm over Shrek (didn't even see the last one) but I'd go see this. I'm already pretty sure my kids are going to drag me to it anyway.





Immortals (Universal Pictures, November 11, 2011)





Years after the Titanomachy, the Titan Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) declares war on humanity. He searches for the Epirus Bow, a legendary weapon created by the war god Ares (Daniel Sharman), which will allow him to free the rest of the Titans from Tartarus and take revenge on the Olympians who brought about their downfall. In accordance with ancient laws, the gods are unable to take a side in the war between Hyperion and humanity. It is left to a peasant named Theseus (Henry Cavill), chosen by Zeus (Luke Evans) and accompanied by the priestess Phaedra (Freida Pinto) and a slave (Stephen Dorff), to protect his homeland and save the gods.






Meh.





Breaking Dawn Part 1 (Summit Entertainment, November 18, 2011)



In the highly anticipated next chapter of the blockbuster The Twilight Saga, the new found married bliss of Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) is cut short when a series of betrayals and misfortunes threatens to destroy their world.

After their wedding, Bella and Edward travel to Rio de Janeiro for their honeymoon, where they finally give in to their passions. Bella soon discovers she is pregnant, and during a nearly fatal childbirth, Edward finally fulfills her wish to become immortal.

But the arrival of their remarkable daughter, Renesmee, sets in motion a perilous chain of events that pits the Cullens and their allies against the Volturi, the fearsome council of vampire leaders, setting the stage for an all-out battle.

The suspenseful and deeply romantic Breaking Dawn continues the epic tale of supernatural fantasy and passionate love that has made The Twilight Saga a worldwide phenomenon
.





I don't get the appeal at all. But I have plenty of female friends, who are old enough to know better, who are really excited for this. Sigh.





Hugo (Paramount Pictures, November 23, 2011)





Hugo Cabret is an orphan boy living a secret life in the walls of a Paris train station. When Hugo encounters a broken automaton, an eccentric girl, and the cold, reserved man who runs the toy shop, he is caught up in a magical, mysterious adventure that could put all of his secrets in jeopardy.





Does it make a difference if an animated film is directed by Martin Scorsese? I guess we'll find out.













The Muppets (Walt Disney Films, November 23, 2011)



Oil has been discovered beneath the Muppet Theater and oilman Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) plans to raze the Muppet Theater to drill. New Muppet Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, his brother[17] Gary (Jason Segel) and Gary's girlfriend[17] Mary (Amy Adams) learn about Tex Richman's plan, and try to stop him by staging The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever, raising $10 million needed to save the theater. In order to stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever, Walter, Mary, and Gary must help Kermit the Frog reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways. Fozzie Bear now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a powerful plumbing magnate.





Maybe I'm weird, but I'm not hugely nostalgic over the Muppets. I'll probably only see this if forced by my kids.





Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (Focus Features, December 9, 2011)



British intelligence officer George Smiley comes out of retirement to uncover a Russian double agent. Agent Ricki Tarr had been sent to Istanbul to investigate a Soviet agent, Boris. He is about to return to London, when he sees Boris beating up his wife, Irina, and he starts an affair with her. Irina is also a Soviet agent and tells him of the existence of a mole (a penetration agent) run by Soviet spymaster Karla, within the "Circus", the headquarters of British intelligence. Tarr takes his suspicions to Oliver Lacon, the senior civil servant in charge of intelligence.

Smiley's former boss, Control, had suspected the existence of the mole and sends agent Jim Prideaux to Budapest, Hungary to meet a Hungarian general who wishes to provide information. The operation is blown and Prideaux is shot in the back and captured by Soviet intelligence. As a result Control and Smiley retire from the Circus and Percy Alleline becomes Chief, with Bill Haydon as his deputy. Their ability to deliver apparently high grade Soviet intelligence material, code named "Witchcraft", establishes their status.

Smiley's investigations, authorised by Lacon and aided by Peter Guillam and retired researcher Connie Sachs, follow Control's chain of thought, investigating suspects code named "Tinker" (Alleline), "Tailor" (Haydon), "Soldier" (Roy Bland) and "Poorman" (Toby Esterhase). Prideaux, who has been repatriated, is interviewed at the prep school where he has taken a position as a teacher. With the aid of Tarr, Smiley lays a trap and captures the mole, who is revealed to be Haydon, at a safe-house, along with Polyakov, a Soviet intelligence officer, to whom the mole had been passing secrets, under the guise of receiving Witchcraft material. Jim Prideaux tracks his former friend Haydon down to the "Nursery" at Sarratt, the agent training and interrogation centre for the Circus, and shoots him dead. Smiley is elevated to take control of the Circus.




Added by request-- and I gotta admit, this looks good.





Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (Warner Bros. Pictures, December 16, 2011)



Robert Downey Jr. reprises his role as the world's most famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, and Jude Law returns as his formidable colleague, Dr. Watson, in "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows." Sherlock Holmes has always been the smartest man in the room...until now. There is a new criminal mastermind at large--Professor Moriarty (Jared Harris)--and not only is he Holmes' intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil, coupled with a complete lack of conscience, may actually give him an advantage over the renowned detective. When the Crown Prince of Austria is found dead, the evidence, as construed by Inspector Lestrade (Eddie Marsan), points to suicide. But Sherlock Holmes deduces that the prince has been the victim of murder--a murder that is only one piece of a larger and much more portentous puzzle, designed by one Professor Moriarty. Mixing business with pleasure, Holmes tracks the clues to an underground gentlemen's club, where he and his brother, Mycroft Holmes (Stephen Fry) are toasting Dr. Watson on his last night of bachelorhood. It is there that Holmes encounters Sim (Noomi Rapace), a Gypsy fortune teller, who sees more than she is telling and whose unwitting involvement in the prince's murder makes her the killer's next target. Holmes barely manages to save her life and, in return, she reluctantly agrees to help him. The investigation becomes ever more dangerous as it leads Holmes, Watson and Sim across the continent, from England to France to Germany and finally to Switzerland. But the cunning Moriarty is always one step ahead as he spins a web of death and destruction--all part of a greater plan that, if he succeeds, will change the course of history.





Oh hell yeah.





The Adventures of Tin Tin: Secret of the Unicorn (Columbia Pictures, December 23, 2011)



Combining the stories of The Crab with the Golden Claws, The Secret of the Unicorn and Red Rackham's Treasure, the film depicts Tintin's (Jamie Bell) first encounter with Captain Haddock (Andy Serkis) and the discovery of a clue to the treasure of his ancestor Sir Francis Haddoque. They set out to find it with protection from a prison escapee who tried to get the treasure as well as Detectives Thompson and Thomson (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost).



I'm thinking this will be a rental.









The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Columbia Pictures, December 21, 2011)





A discredited journalist (Daniel Craig) and a mysterious computer hacker discover that even the wealthiest families have skeletons in their closets while working to solve the mystery of a 40-year-old murder in this David Fincher-directed remake of the 2009 Swedish thriller of the same name. Inspired by late author Stieg Larsson's successful trilogy of books, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo gets under way as the two leads (Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara) are briefed in the disappearance of Harriet Vanger, whose uncle suspects she may have been killed by a member of their own family. The deeper they dig for the truth, however, the greater the risk of being buried alive by members of the family, who will go to great lengths to keep their secrets tightly sealed.





This isn't exactly genre, but it has certainly created a lot of buzz. I'm one of the few people that couldn't get into the book (darn thing gave me a headache) but I might be persuaded to see the cinematic version.





Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (Paramount Pictures, December 21, 2011)



When a terrorist bombing destroys the Kremlin, the United States government initiates a black ops "ghost protocol" and disavows the entire Impossible Mission Force. Ethan Hunt and his team are to be blamed for the attack, but are allowed to escape as part of a plan to enable them to operate in the dark, outside of their agency. However, Hunt is warned that if any member of his team is captured during their mission, they will be charged as terrorists planning to incite global nuclear war. Ethan is then forced to work with ex-IMF agent Brandt, who knows more about Hunt and his past than even Hunt himself.





The early reviews will have a lot to do with whether I see this or not. This is the fourth in the franchise-- and that can get old. But in this case they do wait a decent amount of time between films, which does help prevent franchise fatigue. We'll see.





There are a few glimmers of hope here, but nothing that's knocking my socks off. I guess the good news is that the closer it gets to 2012, the closer we get to "The Dark Knight Rises." Now that's something to look forward to.